Kya be?
Haan be
kyon be
Chabbe!
These four dialogues would completely cover this man's vocabulary.Meet C'le a.k.a Choot Le a.k.a Bull Dawg. This Bhopali born and brought up in Chennai is easily the most amusing character of the wing, so thought he deserves one post exclusively for him!
Has "Thegr" printed on his hostel jersey which I believe is the short form of "Theyagarajan"(He secretly wishes to be called by that name). Believes God whispered "You are stronger than Arnold Schwarzenegger" in his ears before sending him to the earth. Thinks he can overpower atleast 5 guys without help. We beg to differ.
If u're anywhere near his room, u wouldn't realise even if an aeroplane was taking off in front of u...reason? Volume of his Music System. Has a 1000W music system installed in his 8ft by 8ft room. Thinks listening to music on high volume is pseude.
Never concedes defeat in an argument...even if he's proven wrong, he'll stick to his stand no matter how silly it may seem! Hence making him the eternal punching bag especially for mess table arguments. Speaking of mess, I'm reminded of his room which is always full of grub. It is our only saviour in an otherwise abominable foodscape.
C'le's dialogues and conversations are always a touch above the ordinary. You could do a Humanities thesis on how each of his sentences could possibly make sense but you would return clueless. Being his supportive wingmates however, we tried to understand what could prompt such insensible dialogue delivery and came up with this:
C'le enters Mogee's room who already has a visitor-Buchi.
C'le: Kaun hai yeh?
Mogee: Abbe saale Buchi hai...3 saal tere saath reh chuka hai aur tu yeh pooch raha hai?
C'le: Kaun se branch mein hai?
All junta in his room give up by this time. Now lets go back and check whats going on in C'le's brain...
C'le's brain: La la la tra la la
C'le: Kaun hai yeh?
C'le's brain: Tra la la la la
C'le: Kaun se branch mein hai?
Ahh! Now we know the reason don't we!!
C'le also thinks he's the most handsome guy in the universe. Although his orkut friends list would suggest otherwise. He puts N hajjar fight for 2 chicks: 1 J***** and the other A**t*, but doesn't seem to get anywhere on this front either. Au contraire, he's now started exploring alternate avenues for his lewd fantasies: other people's girlfriends!!! His 1st attempt was on poor 100gm 's lady in Canada which somehow ended in C'le getting the coveted epithet "ASSHOLE" in return for his efforts from the lady. But shame is something which he simply does not know, so he goes back to 100gm and tells him " Abbe, meri fotu dekhke teri bandi ne terko ditch maar diya be!" Bechara 100gm! A similar attempt on Impo's girl inPakistan however proved futile...guys beware, the British Bull Dog is on the prowl, so hide the ladies in the closet!!
There's a lot more about this guy but I guess for now, this is enough!!!
HAIL BULLDAWG!!!
