Sample Space==A3@Alak

A3 of Alak hostel is one of the most feisty wings in the campus I assure you.It is home to the finest specimens in the world. You will find in here the entire range-right from the 8(inch)'th wonder of the world to the guy who had watched only DD1 before comin to IIT! There is never a dull moment when u're in A3...u'd almost certainly hear the sound of gunshots from CS or the war siren from AOE. And this for 24(-3) hrs a day and 7 days a week. If gaming is a religion then this wing is GOD! Not only is time spent on gaming, but the post match discussions that follow seem to go on endlessly with one group blowing its own trumpet on how they "raped" their opposition and the other trying to make as many excuses as possible for not winning. The most entertaining gasconades however come from "TomBurr"; what with his little description followed by a swipe of his hand and then "Saaf kar diya". The undisputed GODS are however Attha(8 inch) and Kannu...who inspite of this fact always want to play on the same team. It is also sometimes heartening to see the braggings of C'le and Golum who probably win a game only once a semester but in the discussions that ensue, would try to impress that they were solely responsible for the victory! However, slowly but surely, AOE started losing its foothold in Alak and CS gained formidability. And with the start of the sixth sem, finally, program 'sense' seems to have been installed in the brains of the wing and gaming activity has significantly reduced.

But this no way means that the wing has become less vibrant or amusing, characters to same hain naaa?! On one side of the wing, there is Mogra-Kallu- the best example of "Do Shareer Ek Jaan". It is a nerve wrecking task to identify tasks that they DO NOT do together. If u ever have work with them, it'll suffice if u locate one, the other has to be somewhere around. Kallu- the TAM from Bby has his own chilled out, bindaas, easy paced way of doing things. His sexy "chaal" would put a supermodel to shame. Some wing members believe his real forte lies in training svelte ladies for doing the catwalk in a beauty pageant in the most sensuous (read raunchy)manner possible. His renowned gay partner Mogeee, ironically, happens to be this magnet who girls it seems cannot resist, certainly has the highest no. of girls on his Yahoo Messenger Chat list. He is also the typical Marwari...u can expect him to say in the mess"Let 4 of us share this extra da...2.75 rupees per person padega...tabhi worth it hoga" I'm sure every morning he wakes up and says to himself "This nap was worth 20 bucks yaar...nowadays 50 bucks waali neend aati hi nahi hai yaar, kya karoon?" [Wat say Impo?]
The person who is most pained by his Marwari characteristics would be Impo, a.k.a Impotent a.k.a Veerya. He is the one of the 4 member sutta group comprising C'le, Bulby, Drop and himself. To him "Marwari" is an expletive. If you ever end up having a converstaion with him and he gets frustrated somehow, u can expect the word 'Marwari' to pop out of his mouth anytime...Naaah...Methinks he just finds it easier to pull the legs of Marwaris, in particular Mogee..is his permanent nemesis...Talking of pulling legs, he has achieved a level of proficiency in this art. He can pain the shit out of any person any point of time any place...His ghastly countenance and eerie stare will drive u to ruminate why he wasn't chosen to be 'Mogambo' in Mr. India, Shekhar Kapur would have won an Oscar had this guy been born atleast in the 1960's!! Has the best collection of songs in the wing and the 2nd loudest volume. The highest volume however would be C'le's.

There's just one word for him "BullDawg". For more abt Bull dawg, you'll have to wait for my next post!!!!